sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Geese have “teeth” inside their beaks. Their “teeth” lack enamel, which makes their teeth not as strong as a mammal’s. But they come in handy when cutting through grass or getting a grip on snails. (Source) 

I was literally told three rules as a kid: don’t play with fire, don’t wander off with strangers, and DON’T FUCK WITH GEESE.  Hellspawn that they are.

(Source: sixpenceee, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

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