yzma

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

squeakykins

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

kaalashnikov

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

popetwitter

who the fuck does

allonsy-sherlock

i the fuck do

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala

what the fuck man

kvothe-kingkiller

fuck you

taddle

This is how civil wars are started