I’m sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out the window of his ugly ass truck and yells “Hey girl you’re looking hot can I tap that?”
And I accidentally yelled “sorry you have to have at least ten teeth to ride this ride”
And the GUY IN YHE CAR BESIDE ME IS LIKE CRYING
WHY DID I SAY THAT
OOPSOh my gufking god
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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