It’s a scientifically proven fact that if you are from the south and u say that u are cold, northerners will come flocking to you from literally every fucking direction screaming shit like “U DONT KNOW COLD!! I AM FROM THE NORTH!!!! I HAD IT WORSE!!!! I LOST SIX TOES TO FROSTBITE AND MY SHOWER FROZE WHILE I WAS STANDING UNDER IT!!!”
its a scientifically proven fact that if you throw an ice cube onto a road into the south, no one will survive