Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than than sex.
Come on, you’d have a dragon, you’d be rich as fuck
What if the dragon refused to get a job and only sat on the couch playing Wii and eating mustard pretzels all day?
Then you’re in exactly the same position as you would be if you had a boyfriend, except he’s a dragon.
Dragons are always better than boyfriends.
Dragons, guys. How is this even a debate? MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
(Source: that-nonbinary-guy, via adelindschade)
