snarkysourwolf: “ blessings-upon-thy-sociopath: “ team-lads-in-the-tardis: “ i cant stop laughing help ” #DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY STARING #AND BEEN LIKE ‘DON’T SCREAM IT CAME FROM...

snarkysourwolf:

blessings-upon-thy-sociopath:

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY STARING #AND BEEN LIKE ‘DON’T SCREAM IT CAME FROM YOUR WOMB THIS IS YOUR WOMB NUGGET’

if I ever have children I am forever calling them my womb nugget

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via adelindschade)