• Schools: we're so poor
  • Schools: we have no money
  • Schools: we can't afford to get you better/good/any equipment
  • Schools: That includes food supplies and kitchens
  • Schools: we can only afford windows 98, you'll just have to make do with slow computers. But finish this 2 hour task in 45 minutes.
  • Schools: We can't afford new books
  • Schools: we can't afford new art supplies, just put water on this rock hard paint from 1959, it'll work.
  • Schools: We can't afford new sewing machines, just hand sew it or break your hand on the broken ones, but i expect you to make a fuckin dress in 3 lessons.
  • Schools: *buy 20 foot signs to say how great the school is*
  • Schools: *buy public transport ads to say how well-equipped they are*
  • Schools: *buy ipads for every teacher*
  • Schools: *buys a wii that's only ever seen on open days/evenings*
  • Schools: *builds a new staffroom, despite the old one being fine???*
  • Schools: *builds a fucking glass dome in the field what the fuck? Never use it*
  • Schools: *buy laptops for teachers, despite the student ones being from fuckin 1801 or some shit*
  • Schools: *build classrooms going into the sky or some shit?*
  • Schools: *on parents' evening* wE'RE POOR AS SHIT DONATIONS WELCOME

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