Schools we're so poor

Schools we have no money

Schools we can't afford to get you better/good/any equipment

Schools That includes food supplies and kitchens

Schools we can only afford windows 98, you'll just have to make do with slow computers. But finish this 2 hour task in 45 minutes.

Schools We can't afford new books

Schools we can't afford new art supplies, just put water on this rock hard paint from 1959, it'll work.

Schools We can't afford new sewing machines, just hand sew it or break your hand on the broken ones, but i expect you to make a fuckin dress in 3 lessons.

Schools *buy 20 foot signs to say how great the school is*

Schools *buy public transport ads to say how well-equipped they are*

Schools *buy ipads for every teacher*

Schools *buys a wii that's only ever seen on open days/evenings*

Schools *builds a new staffroom, despite the old one being fine???*

Schools *builds a fucking glass dome in the field what the fuck? Never use it*

Schools *buy laptops for teachers, despite the student ones being from fuckin 1801 or some shit*

Schools *build classrooms going into the sky or some shit?*

Schools *on parents' evening* wE'RE POOR AS SHIT DONATIONS WELCOME