amaloli

today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

amaloli

all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said

“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”

totallyadhd

The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.