breakburnandends

stupid things i did in 2014

  • drank pancake batter because i thought it was a vanilla milkshake
  • drank HUMMINGBIRD NECTAR because i thought it was juice
  • slipped and did the splits in the hallway on the first day of school
  • covered my entire face with clothes pins
  • fell off of my bed and chipped my tooth when taylor swift followed me
taylorswift

That’s my girl.