"Steve Rogers Writes Smut" is how I shall traumatize people with flowery sex scenes. Steve will prove he should stick to drawing. Flesh swords. Pink pickles. "His man tool stood firm, like a thick beige asparagus."

That made me choke on my coffee. I hope you are happy.

It sounds more like Tony or Clint trying to write fanfic as Steve. Where as Steve probably worked on tijuana bibles to make rent, and had a love of books and erotic poetry that is rekindled in the future. The internet, so helpful. If he chose to write it would probably be semi decent and filled with more expletives than one would suspect.

Steve is the trolliest troll to ever troll and not a goddamned person in the world believes that the stories he write would ever be by him, the world suspects that all the literary porn is written by some cracked English Lit student when really its by a superhero who plays up to his role of being a shining beacon of purity. 

Now imagine Darcy fangirling over this ‘anonymous’ fic writer, who is actually Captain America.