Anonymous asked: (disclaimer: i really hope this doesn't make you feel bad I just wish to express my surprise at a new fact I learned about you today once again i'm very sorry if this is offensive in any way if it is feel free to sass me into oblivion k i'm just gonna get on with it) I'm taller than you I always imagined you as this towering being that could beat me up this is such a weird new realization what
Just because im short doesn’t mean i can’t beat you up
It means you’re closer to satan
I’m down with that
shut the fuck up spn sam is 6’4”
you missed the joke by 6’4”
