answered:
come closer one second
little closer
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
this is my favorite post on tumblr I’ve reblogged it so many times
SO SAYETH THE QUEEN!