Actual conversation between my brother and I while cooking the other day

muteelfmoonmoon:

Bro: *holds up meat mallet* Do you still need Thor’s hammer?

Me: Mjolnir.

Bro: Gesundheit.

Me: No, Mjolnir.

Bro: What?

Me: Thor’s hammer. It’s called Mjolnir.

Bro: Muy-mya?

Me:….Never mind. No, I don’t need it.

In short - Apparently, my little brother is Darcy Lewis.

(via fuckyeahdarcylewis)