Actual conversation between my brother and I while cooking the other day
Bro: *holds up meat mallet* Do you still need Thor’s hammer?
Me: Mjolnir.
Bro: Gesundheit.
Me: No, Mjolnir.
Bro: What?
Me: Thor’s hammer. It’s called Mjolnir.
Bro: Muy-mya?
Me:….Never mind. No, I don’t need it.
In short - Apparently, my little brother is Darcy Lewis.