Lady on the bus next to me Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?

Little boy I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.

Lady And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?

Boy It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.

Lady Do you want to be a Sith?

Boy No! I am Obi-Wan!