A conversation that just happened

  • Me: Let's order Chinese for dinner.
  • Husband: Awesome. Let's do it.
  • *Like thirty minutes go by*
  • Me: Honey, are you going to call the restaurant?"
  • Husband: I thought you were going to.
  • Me: You...thought the deaf girl was going to call the restaurant?
  • Husband: I now see the flaw in that assumption.