derinthemadscientist: “ burnthecliches: “ jacob-the-human: “ did-you-kno: “ Source ” Kangaroos are the bastard children of raptors and deer. ” reblogging for that ^ ” If you corner a kangaroo and there’s no water for it to retreat to, it will...

derinthemadscientist:

burnthecliches:

jacob-the-human:

did-you-kno:

Kangaroos are the bastard children of raptors and deer.

reblogging for that ^

If you corner a kangaroo and there’s no water for it to retreat to, it will instead give you a hug. A nice kangaroo hug with its forepaws.

Having the upper half of your body firmly in its grasp, it will then raise one of its huge, strong, clawed feet. It will press these claws into your gut and swipe down, dragging your intestines out onto the ground.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)