veganasfuck

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

zombikki

this is the best joke ever

dirtrider333

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

amoracomplex

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

kaylainthetardis

*mic-drop*