smurflewis:

So I’m in Calculus and the teacher is handing out our tests. He gets to this kid’s name and it’s Odysseus.

Seriously. That’s his legal name. He goes by Jake and hates it that the professor insists on calling him by his real name.

He wasn’t in class today and the professor asked “Who’s Odysseus.”

Without thinking I said “He’s nobody.”

Literally this is the first time I’ve spoken in class and now the whole class thinks I’m a horrible person.

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