• parents: what do you want to be when you're older?
  • 5 year old me: a vet.
  • parents: what do you want to be when you're older?
  • 11 year old me: forensic anthrapologist.
  • parents: what do you want to be when you're older?
  • me now: i want to be a mermaird who lives in the mediterranean and lures sailors to their deaths.