My Mom Giving Me Realistic Life Goals
- Mom: Why don't you read anymore
- Me: I read fanfiction
- Mom: Why don't you read REAL books
- Me: Sorry for wanting stories with gay characters
- Mom: Wait, is there really not that much LGBT friendly literature
- Me: No
- Mom: So what does that mean
- Me: Uh . . . I should write some
- Mom: Go write some gay fiction
- Me: . . . .
- Mom: Be the gay Shakespeare