My Mom Giving Me Realistic Life Goals

  • Mom: Why don't you read anymore
  • Me: I read fanfiction
  • Mom: Why don't you read REAL books
  • Me: Sorry for wanting stories with gay characters
  • Mom: Wait, is there really not that much LGBT friendly literature
  • Me: No
  • Mom: So what does that mean
  • Me: Uh . . . I should write some
  • Mom: Go write some gay fiction
  • Me: . . . .
  • Mom: Be the gay Shakespeare