lacigreen:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

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so weird it’s almost like girls actually masturbate or something

(Source: sentimental-apathy, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)