I literally don’t give a shit about Spider-Man unless it’s Miles Morales.

OMG, you know what I love best about this?  Every time someone suggested that, oh, I don’t know, Marvel try to put more women and POC lead movies into the mix (HI BLACK WIDOW), all those bitchy little Marvel-defenders were like, MARVEL CAN’T JUST SHOVE A MOVIE INTO THEIR LINE UP, THEY HAVE THIS ~~~~~~~~***!!!MASTER PLAN/PHASE~~~~~~@!@#!@! SET UP AND IT’S NOT LIKE THEY CAN JUST PUT A MOVIE INTO IT BECAUSE IT’S A PLAN.  AND PLANS NEVER CHANGE!!!!!!!!! 

UNLESS IT’S A FUCKING WHITE BOY IN SPANDEX, APPARENTLY.