I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
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One time a guy I know was making really homophobic comments and said to me, “like, what would you do is a lesbian hit on you?” To which I replied, “I’m bi so I’d be okay with that.
I’ve never seen someone backtrack so quickly.
(Source: zamaron, via thepainofthesass)