lavendrmenace

Men: Don’t look like a trash can
Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting, lustful body.

homostuckstrider

oH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW IF A CHILD OF MINE CAME HOME WITH THIS I WOULD SET IT ON FIRE THEN I WOULD USE THE FLAMES TO BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL THE ASSEMBLY AND THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN PROBABLY THIS MAKES ME TURN INTO GODZILLA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH