You’re NOT a fake fan if:

•You don’t know all the lyrics to all the songs
•You don’t know where they are in the world 24/7
•You’ve only just discovered them
•You like other bands too
•You found them through another band
•You don’t know the exact school their third cousin went to in 2002

You ARE a fake fan if

•You accuse anybody of being a fake fan for these reasons.