THE ‘GOING TO HEAVEN’ SQUAD:
ESTJ, ISTJ, ESFJ, ISFJ, ENFJ, INTP, ENFP, INFP

THE ‘STRAIGHT TO HELL’ SQUAD:
ENTJ, INTJ, ESTP, ISTP, ESFP, ISFP, ENTP,

THE ‘I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF PURE-HEARTED VIRGINS TO REMAIN EVER YOUTHFUL’ SQUAD:
INFJ