Things wrong with America, part one: White people get mad that there are gay emojis. Threaten to boycott the most wealthy company in the world, who in fact, has a gay CEO.
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Demons.
Attention for all those that don’t like the gay emoji update
Now taking donations of iPhones, iPads, iMacs, MacBook Pros, and other Apple products from those that do not want “gay emojis” because, did you know that Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO, is gay? You could easily stop supporting a “gay company.” I can ‘dispose’ of your ‘evil Apple products.’ If you have a reservation for an Apple watch, I’ll take that too if you’d like.
Breaking: Also, taking donations of all computers, since the father of computing, Alan Turing, is gay. The evil technology boxes! Every time you buy a computer, in fact, any technology past 1980, I can take! Even your car, with Electronic Control Units with evil gay computers! I will take everything!
I will provide an address in which you can drop off your “evil technology” to be “properly” “disposed” of.
That way you can live the dream. :D
(Source: needy0um0ree, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
