natasha: why does your name have to come first?

clint: clint and natasha sounds better than natasha and clint!

natasha: natasha and clint sounds fine to me

clint: clint and natasha rolls off the tongue better, there’s a melody to it

natasha: HEY [points a gun at one of the hostages] which sounds better, clint and natasha or natasha and clint?

hostage: 

hostage: natasha and clint

clint: he’s just saying that because you have a gun pointed at him [takes out his own gun] NOW which do you like better?

hostage: [faints]

natasha: we will discuss this when we get home