everyone is always like oh plato wsa such a smart guy look at all his philosophy but plato thought everything was made of triangles and a bunch of other garbage. i dont respect dead people as experts on anything anymore, i know more things than plato did about most things easy. bet i could take him in a fight too.
no way plato was ripped. ‘plato’ was a nickname given to him by his wrestling coach & meant ‘broad’.
thanks for the heads up but it doesnt matter how broad he is im gonna fight plato and i will Win.
you guys. plato didnt even know how the heart worked. they didn’t even know that. i know so much more about how everything works than plato ever will already and he can fricken deal with the Ideal Form of my elbow in his solar plexus
If Plato thought everything was made of triangles, maybe he just lived in a 3d rendered low quality video game. I wasn’t there. I don’t know that he wasn’t.
Plato might have been jacked for his time but remember that people were like two feet shorter back then on average so I could just put my hand on his nerd forehead and watch him swing in vain toward my empowered-by-modern-nutrition-and-medicine body.
i’m thrilled to see we’re finally getting around to beating up philosophers but could we maybe do this right and just skip straight to ayn rand?