prince-derse

Real talk, if any of you guys need me to be your fake gf/BF because you got some creep talking to you, let me know. I got you. I’ll make myself look hot and be all lovey and intimidating so they can hop off

r-the-kawaii

Any time guys I got you. No strings attached fake relationship partner here ready to go.

words-writ-in-starlight

I have the possessive girlfriend thing down and I’ve been told that I do scary like no one else.  I expect nothing in return.  I got you covered.