Conversations with fic writers

Me Sis, I need medical advice.

My Sister MD ... for fanfiction?

Me Yup!

My Sister MD *sighs*

Me So, listen - I need a body part that, when shot, will bleed lots, and the guy may even pass out from it, but other than the blood loss he'll be alright.

My Sister MD I take it the penis is out of the questions?

Me ... the penis is still necessary for important plot reasons later in the story.

Source: multifandom-madnesss
when you don't have a convenient md to askyou accidentally go out and become medically fluenti accidentally became a premed majorand it was all because i was writing a story when i was twelveand i needed to know how long a fucking broken leg takes to healadler