OMF THESE FEELS *clutches chest*
My baby codependent war slugs ; -;
Slit living through everything and finding out Nux died without him T -T
Uuuuhg stab me with a rusty fork, it’s hurt less
Or better: Slit living through everything, thus KNOWING Nux must be alive.
Slit going back to rummage through the wreckage and just “ah there you are you stupid lil shit i'ma beat the fuck outta you” *squishhug*
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Then they go home to the Citadel and Nux is just like “Capable! Capable- this is Slit, he’s also gonna need you to witness him!” And everyone is just so confused by the bloodied boys they just nod and let them do whatever the hell they want.
Everyone just kinda like “are these boys alright???” while Nux and Slit are like rolling around on the ground wrestling and slipping around in their own blood
Like no, they’re not okay but /that’s okay/
And after, the boys finally stop are like “so…. what did we miss? Where’s Blood bag?? Is that WATER????” and everyone just sighs and is like “this is old news…”
They’re just like “OMG WHAT HAPPENED”
And everyone is just like “go get clean /please/ then we’ll talk you smell like death”
And as they’re walking away you hear:
Slit: wait, are those the wives? where’s the Immortan?
Nux: oh, we killed him, don’t worry about it!
Slit: WHAT!?!?!
Slit: WHAT THE SHIT WHO’S LEADING SHIT
Nux: *points to Furiosa*
Slit: oh that’s chill. toootally chill
‘o -o *sweats*
Nux: scared, Shit? she’s totally cool, just don’t bring up the war rig?
Slit: what war rig?
Nux: the one i blew up
Slit: FFFFFF—!!!!
Slit: THAT’S IT I’M NEVER LEAVING YOU ALONE /EVER/ AGAIN
Nux: (╹◡╹)凸 you tried to take my wheel!
Slit: ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ that was ages ago you lil shit