myownlost

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

timelordparadise

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

musicofthestage

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

normanbecile

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

words-writ-in-starlight

It’s the fine print that’ll kill ya.