Apartment AUs to consider
- The pet bird that you have overlooking your balcony shit talks me whenever I go out on my own balcony.
- Please do something about your cat it keeps breaking into my apartment via the windows and I don’t know how. Plus it knows how to open fridges.
- Look I know that life is difficult and we all have ways to cope but do you really have to do so with loud Dupstep music at 3 in the morning? (Bonus points if the dubstep listener is the cute/tiny one)
- Every time you cook you set off the smoke alarm so you know what I’m just going to teach you how to cook.
- I found you passed out in front of my door so I just dragged you into my home and put you on the couch please don’t scream.
- I don’t know if you know this but I can hear you singing anime theme songs in the shower every morning and I like almost all the shows you watch.
- Wow my pet snake looks so cute this morning and I’d be even happier if I actually had a pet snake.
- My apartment key apparently also works on your apartment door? (Also I accidentally let your cat out.)
- We both have 3DSs’s and Street pass each other every day and have conversation using the personal message feature (and sometimes we play games together)
- You sleepwalk a lot and sometimes you knock on my door so I have to lead you back to your apartment.
- You took the last of my favorite snack from the vending machine next to our apartment. Battle me in Pokemon for it?
- Someone keeps printing out cute cat pictures/messages on my wireless printer and I’m determined to find out whom.
(via adelindschade)
