Ok so we know that some wizards marry Muggles, which means that at some point in the relationship there has to be a conversation that goes, “Honey, I’m a witch. Stop laughing. This is my wand, I send letter by owls, and can travel in your fireplace.” And for some people, once their partner gets out their wand and does a spell, they believe it and adjust. But there has to be some Muggles that NOPED right out of there.

So like is there a Department of Breakups inside the Obliviation office for when things go wrong? Do you have to send a sad little owl to the Ministry to have your ex’s memories erased after the relationship ends?