[guy to bi girl]:
lol so like... would u fuck my gf and let me watch? ;)
[girl to bi dude]:
omg if you get a boyfriend will you be my gay best friend?????
[straight people]:
omg you're gay? you don't have a crush on me do you??? #nohomo
[gay people]:
umm... stop invading our safe spaces you hetero... you're not allowed to pride parade if you're in a straight relationship and you're more privileged because you can have a straight passing relationship... so... bye lmao
[old people]:
your sexuality isn't real
[lesbian to bi girl]:
um i just can't date you because you may have had sex with a guy?? and also what if you ended up cheating on me with one and leaving me for him?
