[guy to bi girl] lol so like... would u fuck my gf and let me watch? ;)

[girl to bi dude] omg if you get a boyfriend will you be my gay best friend?????

[straight people] omg you're gay? you don't have a crush on me do you??? #nohomo

[gay people] umm... stop invading our safe spaces you hetero... you're not allowed to pride parade if you're in a straight relationship and you're more privileged because you can have a straight passing relationship... so... bye lmao

[old people] your sexuality isn't real

[lesbian to bi girl] um i just can't date you because you may have had sex with a guy?? and also what if you ended up cheating on me with one and leaving me for him?