Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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lilypotterr
dealing with the worst case scenario

  • your condom breaks
  • you feel a lump on your breast
  • your friends are ignoring you
  • you’re stranded on an island 
  • you got rejected by a crush
  • you get into a car accident
  • you got stung by a bee/wasp
  • you got fired from your job
  • you’re in an earthquake
  • your tattoo gets infected
  • your house is on fire
  • you’re lost in the woods
  • you get arrested abroad
  • you get robbed
  • your partner cheated on you
  • you’re on a ship that’s sinking
  • you fall into ice
  • you’re stuck in an elevator
  • you hit a deer with your car
  • you have food poisoning
  • your pet passed away
  • you fall off of a horse
  • you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
  • you have toxic shock syndrome
  • your house has a gas leak
Source: lilypotterr
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