Me, on a date So how did you feel about Mad Max?

Him This is the vehicle by which they will force feminism down my throat. This is the Trojan Horse Hollywood leftists will use to insist on the idea that women are equal to men in all things, including physique, strength, and logic. And this is the subterfuge they will use to blur the lines between masculinity and femininity, further ruining women for men, and men for wo -

Me, turning to the waitress, screaming hi excuse me could you please WITNESS ME????????????

Me [hurling every single breadstick on the table at him as if they're projectile weapons]

Waitress, while handing me more breadsticks WITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!