spaghetti-western-wannabe

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

blxckbiird

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

spaghetti-western-wannabe

FLOOR IT?

blxckbiird

NICK NO

spaghetti-western-wannabe

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

blxckbiird

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

spaghetti-western-wannabe

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

blxckbiird

NICK P L E A S E

patro-classy

#important otp question: who is the friend and who is nick