#Imperator Engagement Rings #do you take this black scarf #heck yeah I take it (@bassfanimation)

#I’m still trying to pinpoint the exact moment these two become Married#personally I still feel like it’s earlier in Brothers in Arms#With this killswitch code I thee wed. And with this gun I thee vow to respect and support all the days of my life.#Which might just be today because there’s a motorcycle gang AND a car with a flamethrower after us#With my bloody hand upon your metal one serving as a substitute wheel I thee endow#(and all my worldly goods which at this point amounts to my name and a blood transfusion because the fucking War Boys took everything else)#Mad Max#furiosa x max

Perfection.

Look at the 2nd gif and tell me that doesn’t seem like part of some desperate wasteland wedding ceremony (also enjoy Toast, Cheedo, and Capable as the world’s most appalled flower girls.) 

Filed under um blood cw through the gif maybe ‘blood brothers’ is the term I’m looking for but it’s too platonic Mad Max Sage talks Mad Max Toast: I don’t have any objections to this match but I STRONGLY OBJECT TO THE ROCK WE’RE ABOUT TO RUN INTO Cheedo: Does this mean we have a new dad? Capable: forgot the beginning of her wedding toast and is scrambling to make something up (I still want that arranged marriage fic and if I can’t have it I will just write accidental marriage fix in my tags so there) *fic but Freudian slip there

I’m just over here, dragging hands slowly down my face and giving up on any sort of pretense of objectivity.

I never noticed that he put his hand on the back of the metal one in that second gif, until you pointed it out. What. Even.

…true talk tho, the only way that arranged marriage fic might happen to these two is if there’s literal guns pointed at literal heads, and there’d need to be hostages involved, possibly multiple, and perhaps (given this universe) cannibalism, maybe some electrocutions.

And at least three explosions.

And a pint of blood.

Forced-Marriage-Vows Boy, bleeding gently: “By your command, shiny and chrome Immortan, we told Furiosa and the feral of your plans to force them into marriage and breeding.”

Immortan Joe, glaring: “AND?”

Forced-Marriage-Vows Boy, swaying due to blood loss: “The good news is, casualties were minimal and the pair did appear to be bonding as they stole a vehicle and fled into the desert.”

Immortan Joe, glowering: “THE BAD NEWS?”

Forced-Marriage-Vows Boy, curling into a fetal ball in a pool of his own blood: “There’s fire everywhere.”

FUCK WHY IS HTS OS FUNNy