bigbardafree

as someone who used to sing a lot of opera can i tell you if you flub a word in italian and substitute it with different kinds of pasta NOBODY NOTICES

montypla

What if you forget an entire song?

bigbardafree

barit0wned

NO BUT REALLY

fach-off

My choir director loved to tell this story where she was in Italy singing in an Italian opera, and totally forgot the words, knowing that a horribly mean critic was watching. She just spewed a bunch of random Italian, and at one point ordered a pizza in Italian. The critic commented on her beautiful diction and connection to the text.

operaspaz

That is the most amazing diction substitution I’ve ever heard.