♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you
- Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
- Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave
- Who is the slut for Doritos
- Who starts the pillow fights
- Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
- Who mistakes salt for sugar
- Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
- Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
- Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
- Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
- Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
- Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
- Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one)
- Who dies first
- Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed
- Who needs help opening their Popsicle
- Who talks to questionable strangers
- Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky
- Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day
- Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none
- Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks
- Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart
- Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one
- Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire
- Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something
- What they would be like as parents
still doin this