bopeep

*has never been in a fight in my life* listen. i will beat ur ass

words-writ-in-starlight

Me: *has never lost a fight in my life* Listen, I will beat your ass.

Them: *sees that I am five-nothing, curvy, and female* 

Them: Yeah, right.  

Them: *continues touching me*

Them: *freaks out when I almost break their wrist*

Me: Listen, I told you I would beat your ass.