#OnlyInGotham Just had to serve starbucks to The Riddler. Spelled his name wrong on purpose.

So Two-Face came into my bakery today. Spend an hour arguing with himself on what to get. wtf. #OnlyInGotham

Lol just saw someone dressed as The Scarecrow, was pretty convincing! #OnlyInGotham
-Dude that guy escaped Arkham this afternoon
-wHAT

“I just saw Batman help a mother duck and her little ducklings cross the street. That Gordon dude on tv was right, crime really is down. #OnlyInGotham”

The Target I work at just stocked these ridiculous question mark decorations. Guess who’s getting robbed tonight. #OnlyInGotham
-those things probably only sell in Gotham anyway, well “sell”

Turned on the tv and apparently my psychology professor was arrested for kidnapping and murder… #OnlyInGotham

Someone just commissioned me the weirdest suit ever… It’s green and purple… is it a cosplayer or do I go to the cops? #OnlyInGotham

^ I though it might be Joker but turns out it was just the Riddler so nvmd….

“Just saw Robin doing a handstand outside…on top of my car…#onlyingotham”
-Update: witnessed some grade A parenting when Batman saw him.

It’s still going look at this. Amazing.

Weird short guy came into the hat shop today looking for a top hat and wouldn’t stop calling me Alice. WTF. #OnlyinGotham

^ RUN

just had to deliver pizza to the roof of our building. looks like a slow night for Batgirl and Robin #OnlyInGotham