moonlightinyoureyes:

daveshady:

conbox:

“Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child”.

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once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

okay it got even better with the last sentence. 

I JUST CHOKED ON AIR FUCK YOU.

(Source: himegase, via clockwork-mockingbird)