Hey tumblr, Craig gets you.

#that’s because the characters in visual porn have no depth#like do I CARE if she ‘likes that dick’? #how long have these two known each other? #how many years of UST have just collapsed? #does he have any mixed feelings about being tied up and spanked? #or has he already come to terms with his kink? #where’s the desperation? #where’s the EMOTION? #and aren’t those nails a bit long for a lesbian?

JESUS H. CHRIST THOSE ARE THE MOST ACCURATE TAGS OF ACCURACY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE