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Me to boy:
Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
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Little Boy:
I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
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Boy's Mom:
Are you buying those for your little brother?"
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Me:
No, it's for me, for college.
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Mom *looking at me weird*:
But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
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Me:
Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
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Mom:
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Mom:
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Me:
Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
